Tweets

fuck-you-coach:

not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

::what if we are gay and our kids are adopted what gif would we use::

(via wholesomething)

australiansanta:

do i even have a sense of humour anymore or do i just laugh at badly worded sentences

(via happiest)

  • me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not
  • Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
  • Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*

beyoncebeytwice:

i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere

(via cringing)